1. Leslie: I can do it. I can crush him. I promise.
    Ben: Ah, screw it. Go get him.
    Leslie: Really?
    Ben: Kick his ass.

  2. City Councilor candidate and adult film star Brandi Maxxxx: For the record, I’d appear in a film with any of my fellow candidates.

  6. I’m very angry. I’m angry that Bobby Newport would hold this town hostage and threaten to leave if you don’t give him what he wants. It’s despicable. Corporations are not allowed to dictate what a city needs. That power belongs to the people. Bobby Newport and his daddy would like you to think it belongs to them. I love this town. And when you love something, you don’t threaten it. You don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first. And as your City Councilor, I will make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home. You are my family. And I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.