wow can we just talk about lennie james’ acting for a second. just wow.
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“Her entire species must be eradicated.”- Catching Fire (2013)
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Dear The Hobbit,
To me, you are perfect.
xoxo,
me
p.s.
Bilbo’s home speech made me jear. Despite Martin’s distracting John Watson expressions, I am enjoying the changes to his character. He feels more proactive and has more agency earlier on than in the books and less like a prop being prodded to be brave.
The dwarves singing gave me chills.
I need gifs of Gollum’s thinky face and the tiny cackling goblin on the zipline because I’m p sure those things combined represent the entirety of my soul.
ACORN MOLOTOV COCKTAILS
Radagast, sis, you have bird poop all over your face. What even. Also, I’m sad they didn’t use the intense string section from his theme during that chase scene.
My only complaint is that I have to wait any amount of time for the next 2 movies. Bring on Scrooge McSmaug(!!!) and the Necromancer. Not here for Azog’s craven vampire-looking ass and those ticky tacky wolves.
Can’t wait to see this again but in 2D this time.
p.p.s. re: the new(?) Star Trek trailer. Was that Bones doing the first half of the voiceover? And finally at least some glimpses of Sulu and Scotty. The second half totally made me have a Fran Katzenjammer moment, though.
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - Theatrical Trailer #2 (HD) (by JordanRaup)
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This is the best card I’ve ever found in my entire life. Good job Hallmark.
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“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
all of these children are me
is going to poop on you
When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.
twos company threes the muskateers
FUCK
You can lead a horse to water but how?
There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder
IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, GET NEW BATTERIES
Paha, the first one.
